It turns out I am 13 years old.
I must be, that is the only thing that explains it.
I bowed to peer pressure.
I wrote a one-off blog last week.
One and done, my favorite kind.
A single turd, cast into the river of the internet and pulled away by the current, never to be seen again.
I got two complaints almost immediately.
One from someone I consider to a moron.
He could have been blowing bubbles and shitting himself and I would have taken him more serious.
But the second one was from someone that gets me, understands the humor.
Plus they texted me, that means they are trusted, I restrict who can text, most I just ignore, if I respond, that is a level above the rest. (I am like an onion, many layers and peeling them will make you cry.)
And they said one simple thing.
“That can’t be it, the story isn’t over.”
So I looked at it.
And dammit if they were not right.
So here we are, like retarded migratory birds, flying by instinct back to this literary Capistrano.
Why? Good question.
Because the story isn’t over.
I thought it was, but I am half a tard MOST of the time, so what do I know.
So, without further adieu, here it is.
The Saga of Katy – part 2
I got nothing.
I really should take better notes.
But the overwhelming majority of these are put stream of consciousness.
Like a fart in a high wind, makes an ugly statement, but just as fast, its gone.
So, when in doubt, start at the beginning.
And where is the beginning.
A free cup of coffee, given to me by the manager, along with a cookie for being out on the patio when the Sheriffs and Children’s Services arrived to deal with the most out of control baby factory I have ever seen. (The manager must be new. Most managers will apologize profusely for bad happenings, but as a general rule, they will NEVER give you free product.)
Half naked, filthy, ill-mannered brood, the lot of them.
Everyone likes to say, babies and children are all beautiful.
To this, I ask:
Why is your head up your ass? Is it for the warmth? Then put on a coat, AND PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS.”
Katy is a shitty mother with ugly kids.
You’re goddam right I said it.
Some kids are fugly and Katy’s kids have a dose of fugly that matches their mother’s attitude.
Speaking of attitude, thru the glass, I see that Katy has given up berating the Children’s Services agent, and gone after the larger of the two sheriffs. (The Children’s Services is like an emotional duck, letting all that shit slide off of her back.)
She is up in his face, in a manner of speaking. (She would have to be a foot and a half taller to actually be in his face, they are both terrifying specimens of Homo-Sapian. The smaller one is 6’4 or so.)
Sheriffs are an amazing bunch.
They are quite often the most gentle of the law enforcement officers you will run into.
Right up until you touch them.
Which Katy just decided was appropriate.
Balling up her long nails into a fist, she pulled back her hand and swung it at the upper chest of a man wearing a bullet proof vest that is rated for heavy caliber.
What she hit, was the top of his palm as his fingers closed around her wrist.
It was so smoothly done that it was like they had practiced it.
Whatever Katy officially did to get them here is now a secondary charge.
Attempted assault of a sheriff is dumb in and of itself.
But then it hit me.
Katy was dealing with possibly the only authority figure she has ever dealt with.
Because you can tell from her demeanor and bearing that she definitely had no respect for the shitbag that raised this little honey.
I was just finishing my cookie when they were feeding Katy into the back of the Sheriff’s cruiser.
Another sheriff and a nondescript woman in a cheap suit that screamed “CHILDREN’S SERVICES M-FER” pulled up in a large SUV.
In short order, they fed Katy-brood into the back of the SUV.
The kids did not even appear to be upset, like they were used to it.
And thus ends the Saga of Katy, or maybe its just the beginning.
So thats the end of my viewing of the Saga of Katy.
The cookie is gone, Katy and the kids are gone, and the coffee is cold.
And coffee, unlike vengeance, is never enjoyable when its cold.