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Turning the other cheek has never been my thing.

17 Jul

50 shades of blog.

That is my life right now.

For those that didn’t put down their Highlights magazine or the latest copy of 17 magazine in order to read the book or couldn’t get an adult to buy you a ticket for the movie, 50 Shades of Grey is housewife porn about S & M.

I always found the concept of S & M a little silly, and then I realized something.

Turns out, I am totally into it.

I write a weekly blog, and I really work on the rude, like more than most people would think.

Over 4 years, close to 600 posts.

Thats a lot of rude.

But the hate mail has been pretty solid for the last two years.

And it suddenly occurred to me that I am setting myself up for a weekly flogging, all the while whining like some sort of prison bitch about my lot in life.

Here is the issue.

Its all email.

I was perplexed as to why people would send a private message to chastise me when they could comment at the bottom of the post and do it publicly.

And then it hit me.

Because its public.

The whining fucking maggots that piss and moan every week prefer to hide in the shadows as they take their shots.

Confrontation in a public forum might lead to the one thing they fear most.

Someone might chastise them.

And they can’t take that.

So, I have made a little change in the set up.

This will be the last week an email option will be available on this site.

Got something to say? Do it in public or shut up and take it.

So, this is your last chance to take a private swing.

Next week? We will throw down in public.

I have said it before, but you came into my yard.

Welcome to Thunderdome, bitch.

I am not getting misty eyed about it, but there are a few of my dedicated critics that I will miss.

I only know them by their email names.

Tiny Mouse, from New Zealand, sent me the first hate email I ever received.

Calls me a belligerent cis-male every now and then.

Has never understood that I do not view that as an insult.  (A cis-male is someone who insists on being viewed as the gender they were born to. The connotation being that you are doing it just to be an ass.

I view my gender as the default setting. I am a guy. So is Bruce Jenner. I will call him Caitlin, but I will not call him a woman until he has his junk removed.)

Another favorite critic is Newhall who is lurking somewhere in Southern California.

Newhall is a unicorn with a winning lottery ticket in his mouth.

Male, and has about a dozen cats. (I have replied to his most heated hate emails with accusations of cat-rape and that just throws him into a frenzy.)

Usually your crazy cat person is a woman.

And while Newhall has tried so hard to make me see my misogynistic racism, its just not a concept I can understand. No doubt a side effort of my cis-maleness.

And he has found it in places that I had no idea that misogyny could exist in.

I have written tens of thousands of words about a married couple that I named the “Evil Couple”.

My bewildered confusion at the antics of those two are some of my favorites.

It turns out that my comments about them, equally spaced amounts of shit heaped on both, are misogynistic.

How? I am still in the dark on that one.

I would like to say that I will miss them, but I won’t.

Much like wiping shit off of my shoe, I will tell myself that its ok, but I will always feel a little dirty, in the back of my head.

So, with all that being said, I invite you pussies to step out of the shadows and into the Fight Club.

And if its your first time at my Fight Club?

You fight.

Bring it.

 

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9 Comments

Posted by on July 17, 2015 in Uncategorized

 

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9 responses to “Turning the other cheek has never been my thing.

  1. Mary

    July 17, 2015 at 10:31 am

    It’s on like Donkey Kong!!!

     
  2. bittermac

    July 17, 2015 at 10:33 am

    This blog could have been called “Don’t bitch at me when I’ve had a rough day.”

     
  3. LaDeanne

    July 17, 2015 at 11:41 am

    Bring it ON!!!! I love it…..Public Humiliation…..I CAN NOT WAIT!!!!

     
    • bittermac

      July 17, 2015 at 1:57 pm

      Ah, the lovely and captivating LaDeanne! Thanks for coming along for the ride.

       
  4. Michelle Conrey

    July 17, 2015 at 11:46 am

    Nice Willy!! Direct communication good or bad is what’s required in this day and age.. Tired of people hiding behind the ability to be anonymous while poking people in the eye over and over again.. I love your blogs!! They make me laugh, think and most of all remember the good ole days of high school. Sending you love and aloha keep doing what you do!! 🙂

     
  5. Carol

    July 17, 2015 at 12:51 pm

    Let the trolling begin!

     
    • bittermac

      July 17, 2015 at 1:55 pm

      Trolls live in the shit under bridges, which is where most of the short list of my critics live. So I would agree with that statement.

       
  6. bittermac

    July 17, 2015 at 1:41 pm

    “Despite your ‘obviously’ friends comments, there si a difference between trash and class, and you have shown us you category.”
    That little poorly worded and and miss-spelled quote is from email name “Trumble”. Trumble is a tarded feminist who erupts every time I use the word “Tard”. Evidently, she has a special needs child and feels that I am addressing him when I use that vernacular.
    You may want to have him check over your future emails, sugar. Because you are the only tard in this little scenario. I have only been talking to you the whole time.

     

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