For the record, Bruce Jenner is dyslexic.
I am not saying that this had anything to do with his gender reassignment.
But what if he went in for a vasectomy, and there was simply a misunderstanding.
Does he miss his balls? Do they wonder what they did wrong?
Where they donated in some sort of “Testicular rescue” program?
Have they found a “Forever home”?
Will we see them on a Facebook post?
An infomercial plea for cash to save his balls with sorrowful Sarah McLaughlan music playing in the background.
That seems a little heavy handed for a set of nuts.
But I wouldn’t put it past Sarah.
Even with the airbrushing, Bruce has some pretty grim cheekbones.
But, go to any bar at last call and you will see guys pumping drinks into way fuglier women than Bruce will ever be. Or Caitlyn.
Honestly, I think the dividing line is the basic equipment.
You can’t just decide you are a woman and demand everyone change gears if you are still sporting a penis.
Take hormones all you like, but a dick is a dude and the ladies have lady bits.
At least Braitlyn chose the right time to do this.
The gender reassignment surgeries have hit their high point.
Google it and you will see some pretty gruesome pics of what they viewed as a “Success” 10-15 years ago in turning a man into a woman.
From an uneducated civilian point of view, it was a horror show of oddities that had more in common with an old school freak show than any sort of corrective surgery.
And someone (Actually several thousand) are living with that today.
Wonder what their sex life is like?
Wonder what Braitlyn’s sex life is like?
After all, he was married to the Unholy One, Kris Kardashian. (It has yet to be proven that she brokered Kim’s sex tape, but I have seen Hollywood premieres that did not roll out as smoothly and had less advanced notice in the press.)
Also never proven is how big a penis Kris has. But we all KNOW she has one.
Is that where Braitlyn decided being a man was no longer an option?
Chilling. Mean and funny to those with a twisted sense of humor, but chilling.
Which begs the question, when is Braitlyn’s sex tape coming out? That seems to be their MO.
Will we be able to actually see Kris’s face? Or will it be blurred out? Will Kim be in it? Probably, she is every bit the attention whore (Emphasis) that her unholy mommy is.
I never cared for oddity porn, just not my thing. If it’s yours, God bless, it’s your journey. Just wear a condom, for God’s sake.
What I can’t understand is that everyone is making such a big deal out of Braitlyn changing from man into woman, and no one has even mentioned Kris’s transformation from woman into “Babylon the Great, the Mother of Prostitutes and Abominations of the Earth.” (Revelations M-Fer!)