Every now and then, I ask myself, “What would Jesus do?”
I am pretty sure the answer is not “Smack a bitch.”
Although, the guy at the next table seems to think that is a viable answer to the issue with his, I am guessing here, girlfriend.
Girlfriend is a very loose term that I gleaned from his frequent comments about, and I am quoting, “That wack bitch.”
Shakespeare was known to coin many words and phrases in the course of his writings, but I don’t believe he was the originator of “Wack bitch.”
Setting: Starbucks on Grand, El Segundo, California. 2nd table from the front. Morning, weekend.
1st table, right in the middle of a busy morning rush line, is The Player.
I am not sure who he is talking to based largely on his REALLY poor communication skills.
I thought he was talking to a friend about said “Wack Bitch”, and then, he made a comment about “You know what’s you done.” (Direct confusing quote there.)
I have no clue. (Then again, I don’t think I would be scooting that far out on a limb to say that The Player may not have a cache of clues squirreled away back at the house.)
Every now and then, I come across an example of humanity that really makes me dread the future of this country.
And I am fairly certain that hip hop is involved.
Don’t get me wrong, I used to listen to some of the most gritty, grungy, crappy music out there, but hip hop seems to have a rear-naked choke on raw intelligence that will not only end the fight, but the concept of intelligence itself may end up dead as a result.
The argument could be made that this is racist or class-derogatory or even as a reach, Moperic. (Google the word Mopery. Work with me here.)
If it sounds like I am being hard on the younger generation, please understand that its intentional.
Its not that I think they are dumb, far from it. (My own brilliant bloodlines excluded).
I KNOW the younger generation are dumb.
(Sidenote. I would use the crudish term “Tarded” here, but the sheer volume of hate email that follows takes hours to sort thru. And the incredibly poor grammar always gets nasty responses back from me, which only makes things worse. Shoot me, but for God’s sake, use a comma and look up the meaning of a double negative.)
I would worry about backlash from the younger generation, except that it is a well known fact that, unless accompanied by a pic, such as a 12-step affirmation printed on top of a low graphic photo on Facebook, they cannot read.
I would say that a formal declaration of war against ignorance has been made. My own particular brand of ignorance is hereby excluded.
Think of my perspective as the Geneva Convention of online blog wars except for the implied “Take no prisoners” clause.
As always, if any of this bothers you, feel free to write your own blog.
From a cathartic standpoint, this blog has always existed as a mental chamber pot that I routinely fill with the shit in my head, to be dumped out the window at random intervals, to land on the unsuspecting and the dumb.
Talk amongst yourselves.