Where do all the bad girl’s come from?
And I am not talking about the ones we went to high school with, we all pretty much KNOW where they came from.
I mean the next generation of questionable floozies that are coming up thru the ranks as we speak.
Two of them, at least are in Starbucks right now.
It is Saturday afternoon and I am taking a break from a bike ride along the beach because my ass falls asleep if I don’t.
And, if the idea of it being sunny enough in Southern California to ride along the beach in short while the rest of the US is snowed in and warily eying each other trying to figure out who to eat first, please remember that its all relative.
Not relative in the usual sense, I mean that my relatives had me in a place that the weather rocks most of the time and your relatives decided freezing to death was muy bueno.
Not my fault.
Now, back to the evil with cleavage that are waiting for their lattes.
The management of Starbucks can thank their lucky stars that I do not find women half my age to be viable or they would have a major scene involving the police because I am not above humping a leg in public to make my point.
These girls figured out what men like and the Almighty has blessed them with extra.
Some might argue that showing enough cleavage from a DD cup that there is danger of public nipplege is unecceptable in some part.
However, if either one of these Barely Legal (Girls, not the Hustler video series, not that I’d know.) youngsters was my daughter, the police would be involved.
Modesty is a dead thing in this country.
I saw an interview with a young woman who had put off going to college for a few years because, and I quote, YOLO.
She admited to being 30 years old as the reporter explained that YOLO means “You Only Live Once.”
The first one is that putting off college for 12 years is not putting it off, its refusing to admit that you flunked the entrance exam.
The second thing that comes to mind is that, indeed, you only live once, so why waste it as an aging hipster consistantly soaked in Ecstasy, cheap alcohol, and semen from random hook ups.
Two are bad for your complexion and the other will get you aids.
(A friend, reading over my shoulder, just asked me if I am intentionally trying to piss people off. Guilty as charged.)
An interesting flip side of the coin is watching the older men in a locale react to these low-rent ho’s.
Its just an opinion, but a man in his late 40’s that finds an 18 year old girl hot could be a pedophile.
I stopped reading Playboy years ago for this very reason.
She’s not hot if she’s young enough that I could have fathered her.
Argue that one all day long, its not gonna work.
Tell your story walking, Short eyes.
(Found that phrase on Google, prison gaurd slang for pedophile. Thank you Google)
My father once told me, (Source of MASSIVE amounts of wisdom) you are free to look and dress anyway you want to in life, but don’t ever make me embarrassed to point you out as mine.
Words to live by, ladies.