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Public sex is a bitch.

26 Jul

Dogs are a big deal in Manhattan Beach.

It is a town that goes to great lengths to show their wealth, but even greater lengths to show that “Its no big deal, we’re just regular folk.”

It can be pretty funny at times.

There are some situations in life that force people to out themselves both about how much something cost and the fact that the pomp and BS is really important to them.

And then there is me to figure into the equation.

I take a sort of vile delight in tense, unhappy situations that I witness.

So imagine the “Xmas come early” ass clench I experienced when I came around the corner to my favorite Starbucks in downtown Manhattan Beach, to find a shouting mob out front.

People yelling, animals barking, and an odd howling.

What the hell?

Rather than shove my way thru the crowd, I went out into the street, walked thru the planted corner and climbed on top of the newspaper stand, having a seat to puzzle out the goings on.

Oh my.

Two dogs were locked up, screwing away.

And their owners were losing their fucking minds.

The dogs were having a great time.

The male was an impeccably groomed golden retriever, beautiful dog with a great disposition.

And, evidently, he is a canine porn star, because the bitch was having herself a time, lightly howling the whole time.

The bitch, just to use the proper terminology, was a beautiful Alsation German Shepherd, which happens to be one of my favorite breeds.

A quick Google search after the fact shows that the Alsation German Shepherd could be one of the most expensive breeds out there.

And the owner certainly agrees.

“THATS A FUCKING EXPENSIVE PURE BREED!”

Yeah? Well, now she’s ruined.

“SHE COST ME $10K DOLLARS!”

Then why the hell do you have her out while she’s in heat? That is not taking care of your investment.

And the dogs are seriously locked up at this point.

There is no getting them apart. I have seen a bucket of water thrown on them, beat them with a broom, and old school try to pull them apart, nothing works and most methods can hurt the dogs.

Best to just let them “Hit it and quit it”

The police have arrived.

Oh, good.

It seems there is no statute to have the guy arrested, a detail that the lady is pissed about.

And her request to have the guy’s dog shot was flat out ignored.

But she has decided to vent her wrath on the cops.

But even she runs down after a few minutes.

Eventually the Golden Retriever made his canine “O” face and they came apart.

The woman left indignant and stomping her little feet with several muttered “This isn’t over!”

The guy finished his coffee and petted his dog.

The cops went in and had coffee.

All is right with the world.

But I will give you odds she gets her lawyer involved.

What a bitch. (The lady, not the dog.)

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4 Comments

Posted by on July 26, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

4 responses to “Public sex is a bitch.

  1. CR

    July 26, 2013 at 10:01 am

    Baaahahahahaha!

     
    • Bittermac

      July 26, 2013 at 10:04 am

      I somehow knew you would get this one.

       
  2. EG

    July 26, 2013 at 1:16 pm

    Great story. Did you get any pictures? You could start your own dog porn site.

     
    • Bittermac

      July 28, 2013 at 11:37 pm

      Never forget that bitch is someones dog!

       

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