I have decided to out myself self in todays blog.
For the record, I am what is known as a “Hetero Slut”.
Women are my thing, sometimes to my detriment.
Although there is a certain percentage of blog followers who would love it if I was gay.
These people fall into the category that I view as those who hate the blog.
Why do they read it if they hate it?
An excellent question that I do not have an answer for.
However, they would love to have something else on the list of reasons to hate me and the blog.
Like anything is ever that easy.
No, today I am outing my questionable behavior on Facebook.
As many of you know, I view FB as a playground, a place for me to amuse myself.
Well, I have maybe been over doing it.
Awhile back, I decided that I wanted to be able to throw out wild statements that are a little outside the norm of what I typically do.
More of a research thing.
So, I created a new Facebook account.
Lets call him Chuck, the account is still live and I don’t need the hassle.
I chose the state of Iowa because it seemed the most middle American place.
I targeted the largest high school in the state, and did some research.
I chose a time period that would be long ago enough that you would have trouble remembering people you didn’t know well and long enough that there isn’t a major reunion happening soon.
Google provided pics. I made sure that all pics had numerous similarly featured people in them, and you never know who exactly the person was.
And then all I needed was some friends.
The high school had a page.
I made several comments over the course of a week about getting in touch with old friends and such, then I sent out friend invites to as many people as I could.
Once I got a good handful of friends, I targeted their business associations and entertainment fanpages.
In a months time, Chuck was a popular guy with over 500 friends, including several guys that said they remembered me as a goofy party guy and one girl who remembered going out with me.
Time to go to work.
The first out of the ordinary question I asked was about legalizing beastiality.
I said I was not necessarily in favor of it, but I can understand how weird people get about sex and I am not here to judge.
356 comments and 12 personal messages later, I left that one alone.
I created a fake news blog site at WordPress.com and wrote about a dozen fake articles.
I frequently cited them as sources for bullshit topics.
I voiced support for the 17 year old who married his Great Grandmother.
The heart wants what the heart wants comment set a record with over 450 comments.
And not once in a 6 month period, did anyone question who I was or caught on to the charade.
Looking back, it kind of took on a life of its own.
I wrote some pretty heinous crap all in the pursuit of self amusement.
Much like a masturbating teen, I failed to realize that I had pushed things too far.
So, I decided to end it.
Chuck has been deleted and will no longer hassle middle America.
Glad I got that off of my chest.