Gangnam style and the unlimited wishes.

30 Nov

I always thought mind control was one of those things that was just a device used in books and on cheesy soap opera’s.

And then I read about Gangnam Style video on Youtube.

If I understand this horrible bullshit correctly, and I am not sure that I do, its about a song.

There is a South Korean artist Named PSY, is his shit. He is a pudgy hipster that marches to his own drum.

The phrase “Gangnam Style” is a Korean neologism that refers to a lifestyle associated with the Gangnam District of Seoul.

Oh, and by the way, its the most watched video in Youtube history.

This is where the mind control part comes in.

844+ million views in a little over 3 months.

If you understand even a little bit of how people make money off of Youtube, PSY is making a bloody fortune.

And the song sits like a child molester square in the middle of your brain.

You enjoy the little caresses of the song of a brief moment, and then you just feel stupid and dirty.

I weep for todays generation and for my own generation that has been sucked into this culture of the look or the sound bite.

Entertainment and politically speaking.

We are like little sheep, baaing and chasing back and forth, essentially doing what we are told, at war with each other because we have been told to be.

What I wouldn’t give for the chance to take a step back from it all.

That would be awesome.

Like the movie Groundhog Day.

It was a movie that a guy was forced to live the same day over and over until he lived that one day perfectly.

It would be cool to do that ourselves.

Live that one critical day over until we figure out how to do it right.

The whole country.

And then, once we have all figured it out, how to do it perfectly, we could all move forward.

That is the beauty about pipe dreams, you can swing for the unimaginable fences with abandon.

Kind of like that game you used to play as a kid.

What would you do with an unlimited amount of wishes.

When you are a kid, you want a bike, a dog, to be taller. (Get your own wishes.)

If I had those as an adult, it would be a fairly long list.

There are a lot of things I want now, the list has had decades to grow.

Some of it, I would do without thinking about a lot.

Big changes in government and economics.

There is my career in UFC and my extensive porn career to plan out.

My Noble Peace Prize will catch a lot of people off guard.

But I would be a benevolent ruler of the world.

With few rules, except for one.

This blog would be a daily requirement for all my citizens.

That scares even me.


Posted by on November 30, 2012 in Uncategorized


2 responses to “Gangnam style and the unlimited wishes.

  1. Candee

    November 30, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    Candee Heard Faulkner
    posted to Bittermac
    1:53pm (2 seconds ago)

    “your extensive porn career, eh?”

    there ya go! happy now?

    • Bittermac

      November 30, 2012 at 3:09 pm

      Jeez, its like pulling teeth around here.


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