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Absolutely shameful.

17 Aug

I wrote a blog a while back that lost me some readers.

I have a sneaking suspicion that I am about to do it again.

But, like the engineer watching the crash coming, I can’t do anything but watch it happen now.

Here we go.

I am sitting in my favorite Starbucks, doing what I do.

In other words, watching the crowd, looking for oddities to write about.

But, I am not alone.

There are two 20 somethings sitting next to me that are whispering the most horrendous shit, worse than I have ever said.

Whoever said that women are worse than men when it comes to shitty comments was not just blowing smoke up your ass.

Its true.

I didn’t really believe it before, but now I do.

They have a stage whispered nasty comments about everyone that passes by their table.

Highlights:

  • About the customers:
    • “I wonder if he has told his mother he’s gay?” (The guy was not dressed in a way that tipped me off, but my gaydar is shit, we know this.)
    • “Awww, its so sad when you don’t know your kid is retarded.” (This was directed at a mother dealing with a  difficult child. From the way mom’s head whipped around, she heard it.)
    • “She might be homeless.” (This for a woman around the same age as the heartless two, that appeared to have a rather bohemian taste in clothing.)
  • About the staff:
    • “Did you see the cashier counting on her fingers? Thats so sad.” (Hey bitch, I like the cashiers here!)
    • “I don’t know who cleans the bathrooms, but they must live in a port a john if they are ok with that.” (These spoiled bitches have never been in the type of public men’s toilet I like the call the “Monkey Hut”.)
    • “The milk station, (Cream and sugar kiosk) looks like they filmed a porn film on it.” (???)

But hands down the worst thing said today, and arguably the worst thing I have ever heard, was a comment that made me choke on my coffee when they said it.

“She either has a small penis, or a fat vagina.”

And then they erupted into a giggle fit that would have made a 13 year old girl proud.

When I began to choke, one of the girls turned to me and smiled.

“Right?”

The woman they were talking about was either late 30’s or early 40’s, take your pick.

She is a yoga MMF (Google “MMF bittermac) and wearing yoga pants.

I am a little unsure but I suspect that she does not shave her privates and might be a rather hairy woman.

Or, and I hate to agree with the rude girl’s, they might be right about the small penis/fat vagina thing.

A hand touched my table.

Its one of the rude girls.

“I mean, is she wearing a cup? Thats a lot of meat down there.”

I am beginning to feel a little dirty for just sitting here.

Don’t drag me into this just because I laughed.

These bitches get to burn in the karmic firestorm by themselves.

Me? I packed up my shit and left.

I might have to say a rosary to get this one off the books.

 

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3 Comments

Posted by on August 17, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

3 responses to “Absolutely shameful.

  1. Beach Mom

    August 17, 2012 at 9:47 am

    You had me laughing a ton with this one.

     
    • Bittermac

      August 17, 2012 at 10:49 am

      I am still a little uneasy about it. Like I just shot a porn film I’ll regret later or something.

       
      • Beach Mom

        August 17, 2012 at 11:36 am

        You were just being a reporter. The girls are the ones that where saying all that stuff. Besides you even agree that something isn’t right down there on that lady.

         

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