The reason I originally started this blog was because I saw something that I thought others would like, and because I wanted to promote a book.
And now the book is out.
Not the original book I had planned, but a book none the less.
And I want you to buy it.
Look over in the right hand column, there it is.
You can buy it by clicking there, or here.
If you love the blog, if you like the blog, even if you hate it but wouldn’t mind helping a new author, get the book.
If you don’t have a kindle, buy one, then get the book.
I would love to go into a whole spiel about this being art, and the money doesn’t matter.
But, at my core, I am a rotten whore when it comes to cash and I want to make a living at this.
SO BUY THE GODDAMN THING!
Glad I got that off of my chest.
That being said, I am a little leary of the whole publishing thing.
Self publishing takes a little of the thrill out of the whole publishing mystique.
I mean, I didn’t have to meet with sleazy agents and do blow and get pressured into doing things that make me feel dirty in order to get the book published.
Not that I am looking for that, but you do have expectations.
I am sure you would feel better buying the book if there was some horror story accompanying it.
That way, when you told friends about it, you look benevolent.
“Did you hear about all the shit this poor guy had to go thru to get this thing published?”
See? Sounds like a story.
And I like the idea of you telling all your friends about it.
Lets get a little cult-like about this.
If its a choice between your rent getting paid or buying this ebook?
Well, if $4.99 is really a deal killer, you already have major issues, so you should definitely get the Ebook. Better to laugh as all hell breaks loose in your personal life.
Let me be your company during crappy periods.
I can’t fix your issues, but there may be a 1 in five shot that you read something I wrote that shoots coffee out thru your nose, so its all good.
And, just in case your life is not in the shitter, even better.
I am much better company when your life is going well.
Are you seeing a theme here?
It all boils down to a shameless demand that you buy the damn thing.
SO BUY IT!
DON’T CLICK THE BUTTONS, JUST BUY THE BOOK …. Here