Men and Women are different creatures.
This is not even close to a revelation.
I don’t want to go down that stupid “Men are from Mars” crap.
Both Dr. Phil and Oprah can smooch my butt cheeks on that one.
Lets just say we’re different and leave it at that.
Women are the nurturers. The softer of the two.
Got a cold and need some care?
Women are generally who you want.
Men? Different breed of animal.
More of the macho, stay tough, don’t cry, rub some dirt on it and get back in there form of support.
And these are in general terms.
You will find men who are soft and nurturing, mostly gay, but they ARE out there.
As well as women who can kick my ass any day of the week and may (Or may not) have a penis.
But for the sake of the argument, lets stereotype everyone and go down that road.
The bathroom is an excellent example of the base nature of the sexes.
For example, the dirtiest women’s room is generally cleaner than the cleanest men’s room.
Women’s bathrooms have things like scented soaps, potpourri, couches, and fancy hand towels.
Men’s rooms have piss on the floors, shit on the walls, and occasionally, a hole carved in the wall for men to put their penises thru for anonymous oral sex from closeted gay men.
There is nothing more disconcerting than just sitting down to deal with a serious BM then realizing that you are being observed.
There is an eye in the hole in the wall that you did not notice.
It is a wholly creeping thing.
And if that happens to be what you are into? Yuh nasty!
The first time I explained this one to a lady friend of mine, she was confused for the first ten minutes.
Then she realized that she was understanding it the way I was explaining it and it made it worse for her.
She was sure she had misunderstood it from the beginning.
Weird sex has a habit of entering into everything men are involved with.
Remember that part about Men being a different breed of animal, well the animal has a hard on.
Pretty much all of the time.
Even the non-sex weird stuff that goes on in the bathroom might be tied to the psychological aspects of sitting there naked.
I walked into the men’s room in a business building the other day and saw a sign on the wall in one of the bathroom stalls.
It was written in black sharpie marker, on copy paper and held to the wall by two postage stamps.
“Guy who keeps peeing on the floor and not flushing…..CUT IT OUT.”
I find it interesting that, judging by the note, whoever wrote it thinks that its all one guy that is peeing on the floor, and in the toilet, and then not flushing.
Maybe it is, who knows?
It is also possible that the note is meant as a joke. That is also possible in the men’s room.
But, the most likely thing is that some guy is actually peeing on the floor and then the bowl, then not flushing.
Probably not washing his hands either.
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