Stalker Bitch on the prowl.

23 Mar

In a general sense, women are another breed of cat.

Women can be loving, caring, sweet, compassionate, and endearing.

On the other hand, they can be jealous, rude, contrary, bipolar, and obsessive.

Everyone has that friend that has dated the Stalker Bitch.

By definition, the Stalker Bitch is a poor girlfriend.

She is jealous of his guy friends, dislikes his mother, and god forbid he have any female friends.

In the majority of Stalker Bitch relationships, she is simply hated by all and unpleasant.

Taken to the extreme, there is a shot she will cut off his penis.

And in either situation, the Stalker Bitch has a tendency to get intentionally pregnant.

Trust me, I know of at least 4 Stalker Bitch pregnancies.

These are ugly relationships that can go on for decades.

And never end well.

Now, before you all get pissy about the lady slamming, lets address the guys.

Guys can be a different type of monster from the Stalker Bitch.

Lets call them Angry Klingon. (Sorry to the Trekkies out there)

The Angry Klingon is possessive and also hates her friends.

And they hate him.

Which is a little different from the Stalker Bitch.

The victim of the Stalker Bitch usually have a group of friends that dislike her, realize that she’s nuts, and just kind of accept the fact that his time is taken.

The victim of the Angry Klingon has a group of friends that actively hate him and constantly tell her to kick him the the curb.

Not that she’ll listen.

or him for that matter.

The one thing that seems to be common to both sexes is the fact that the involvement with the wrong person seems to go on a hell of a lot longer than it should, by all accounts.

The reasons are varied and all over the place.

Self esteem seems to be the reason du jour these days.

But, in my humble opinion, there are a lot of reasons, sane and insane, why people don’t end things.

I once had a friend that refused to break up with his Stalker Bitch despite her MANY short comings, because the sex was insane, bordering on dangerous.

Whatever floats your boat.

A girl I went to high school with stayed with an abusive Angry Klingon for over a decade for the odd reason that he got along with her brother.

Thats it?

I figured there had to be more, and I bullied her into a Q & A session that, in the end, yielded an answer that was as frustrating as it was bizarre.

The only reason was that he got along well with her brother.

Whatever happened to love, security, friendship, or any other reason but getting along with your sibling?

Don’t get me wrong, my brothers are awesome, but they don’t even enter into the equation of my love life.

In fact, I may find it an endearing trait to find a woman that can severely piss them off.

How twisted is that.




Posted by on March 23, 2012 in Uncategorized


3 responses to “Stalker Bitch on the prowl.

  1. Tranny Hooker

    March 23, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    Ok Bitter, now you’ve got me all pissy! But only because I wanted to read on and on about your opinion on this topic. I guess you have to stop writing at some point. You’re hilarious!

    My girlfriend would be very jealous of the crush I have on you and become a Stalker Bithc herself, but she too is a victim of the Bitterman spell.

    As for your brothers, I would feel bad for your them, but somehow I have a feeling they can handle the torture you joyfully inflict. on them.

    • Bittermac

      March 23, 2012 at 12:55 pm

      Ah, a crush on a man you have never met. Keep the fantasy, I’m a nightmare. And I have always taken great joy from torturing my brothers.

  2. Tranny Hooker

    March 23, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    Oops! Did I say Bitterman? I meant BitterMac. Type-O


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