RSS

It’s called a Dirty Sanchez.

27 Jan

First of all, never open an email from a good friend that has the following subject line:

“Dude! You HAVE to see this!”

That alone is a bad sign.

And another bad sign is a link to a website you do not recognize, but there are dirty words in the web address.

It could be a virus, someone or something hacked his address book and everyone he knows is getting this.

Or worse, he definitely did send it to you.

A red flag in my book is that when you call him to verify the email came from him, he dissolves into a fit of giggles and hangs up.

Shit.

This man is an attorney at law and I have listened to him describe incredibly stressful situations without a quiver in his voice.

Knowing him as well as I do, a feeling of dread runs thru me at the thought of what is awaiting me at the end of this link.

After all, this is how “Two girls, one cup” started and half a billion viewed it before it was shut down and packaged for sale.

And if you have never heard of that little piece of filth, count yourself lucky.

I saw it well over a year ago and I am still having issues with it.

I hear sales are still brisk.

I am getting too old for this shit.

Have you ever done the wrong thing, even though you were fully aware you shouldn’t, and don’t really want to?

Life being for the living, I clicked it.

And immediately wished I hadn’t.

I feel so dirty.

This has to be illegal, if not in California, at least in some of the Southern states.

I can’t even tell you, my mother might read it.

She would not understand and she would never forgive me.

And that is saying something.

I have written about some absolute filth in the past.

And this is too bad?

Yes, it is.

I will tell you the name of it, please don’t think less of me.

It’s called a Dirty Sanchez.

Please do NOT Google it.

I find it chilling that it is in Wikipedia.

Encyclopedia Britannica would never allow this kind of trash, even in the name of history.

Trust me, there are things in this world that you are better off not seeing.

Plus, there is the moral issue.

And this is where the Irish Catholic inside me is waiting anxiously with his soap box, trying to get my attention.

Someone should put their foot down.

I don’t think that person is me, but someone should.

I have a more or less hedonistic world view that keeps me from playing hall monitor.

I wouldn’t want anyone to see this, go on to live good clean lives and then die, and at the pearly gates, Saint Peter pulls out the big book and goes, “I believe you are familiar with a blog called Bittermac and something called a “Dirty Sanchez”?

See you all in Hell.

I warned you.

Advertisements
 
2 Comments

Posted by on January 27, 2012 in Uncategorized

 

2 responses to “It’s called a Dirty Sanchez.

  1. betteroff

    January 27, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    I tried to watch that about a year ago at your cousins , Lucky the video wouldn’t load? Ill take that as a sign? Now there’s only two things in this life I haven’t done. Man on man sex , and watch that sick ass video. Cooper threw up just to warn off any adventurous weak stomach individuals.

    Well done my friend

     
  2. LaVicki

    January 27, 2012 at 9:54 pm

    OMG i already know what that is… does that make me WORSE for not having to look it up?

     

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s