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Is Alice in Wonderland kiddie porn?

27 Dec

“The time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of many things. Of Sailing ships and sealing wax, and cabbages and kings.”

Lewis Carrol was high as a frickin kite when he wrote Alice in Wonderland.

It seems that Carrol was a “Short Eyes” and had a thing for his niece, Alice.

Short eyes is a prison term for a man that likes the younger teens.

See also pedophile.

He also was a drug addict, lets not leave that part out.

Various drugs are mentioned in connection to his name, but if I had to make a guess, based on the imagery and period of time he lived, I would say Opium.

That would explain the talking caterpillar smoking the hookah.

Or maybe he was just a twisted individual, with a unique imagination.

But I doubt it.

The one thing I have noticed about people that are into drugs, is that they assume that everyone else is into them also.

I once had a guy on a MAX train in Portland explain to me why driving while stoned is not dangerous.

Because everyone else on the road will recognize that the guy who is swerving is stoned and make allowance for him.

Sounds simple doesn’t it?

I meant the guys mind sounds simple, not his bullshit logic.

Addiction makes for a great ice breaker.

Stoners will begin babbling at each other without hesitation, unless they suspect that the other person is connected with law enforcement.

Then you can’t get a pin up their ass with a jackhammer.

A shrinking percentage of stoners will go down that, “Uses for Hemp” road that Woody Harralson does.

This is the same mentality that claims that he has no clue why pot is not legal, because everyone wants it.

People on either side of an argument usually have a reason why they feel that way, otherwise why bother?

Unless you write a sarcastic blog and just like to start trouble.

When I took debate in college, my professor recognized immediately that I loved to argue, even if I agreed with the speaker.

I began to realize that every time he called on me, he was looking for an attacking rebuttal.

What better training for this blog could you have?

But enough about me.

Back to Lewis Carrol and his taste for the young stuff.

If he were alive today, he would be an avid watcher of Toddlers and Tiara’s but for an entirely different reason.

Ewwwww!

Every now and then, I get a little shocked at where this blog leads me.

I can’t figure out why that still shocks me, though.

Writing this blog is a lot like laying on a therapy couch or regularly visiting an upper class hooker.

It gets your issues out and helps you maintain with the stresses of life.

And for those that think the two are not similar, let me ask you this.

You go to a nondescript location, spend an hour with a total stranger, dealing with personal stuff and in the end, leave several hundred on the end table as you leave.

Which one did I just describe?

Does it matter?

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2 Comments

Posted by on December 27, 2011 in Uncategorized

 

2 responses to “Is Alice in Wonderland kiddie porn?

  1. CR

    December 27, 2011 at 8:29 am

    When did you become sooo familiar with prison slang?

     
    • Bittermac

      December 30, 2011 at 9:12 am

      When I did that duece in Riker’s for shanking that biker.

       

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