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• The legend of King Salami.
• Make sure you pack clean underwear.
• WTF is not just for texting.
• Devil with the new suit.
• Buy American, or my father won’t work on it.
• Do what you gotta do.
• Dance, monkey, dance.
• Who ya gonna call?
• Pissing off the help.
• But I don’t need a new friend.
• When you need a friend.
• You got a purty mouth.
• He don’t know, and you can’t tell him.
• The tangled, sticky web.
• High maintenance women, whats not to love?
• Sleep it off.
• Some people need a beating.
• Obsession is an ugly thing, and kind of fun.
• The pursuit of happiness.
• Motivation for the unmotivated.
• My love hate relationship with Insomnia.
• Joe for Jesus, my new BFF.
• Mamma said there’d be days like this.
• Evil runs in the family.
• The spread of Communism during morning coffee.