Let there be light…

22 Aug

God hates fags.

Thanks for letting me know.

They are on the corner of Rosecrans and Sepulveda. Big yellow signs.

“Sin incurs God’s wrath”. I am actually willing to go along with that one. I was raised Catholic and that is kind of how the whole system works.

“Repent, the end is upon us.” Entirely possible. However, religious fanatics throughout the ages always think THEY are the ones on the brink of it all, so while possible, its highly improbable.

“God hates fags.” Only if they are money lenders, in the temple up on the table-

Sorry, began to run off on a tangent there.

Leviticus says that gay men should be killed. However, it also says that you should not wear fabric made out of two different materials.

God hates cotton-poly blends. Not quite as catchy, is it?

Besides, if the Almighty wanted me to know this, I can’t help but think he would deliver the message in a different fashion.

If you really want my undivided attention, don’t send some back-woods, unwashed baboon of a human being to let me know. Perhaps have Pam Anderson whisper it in my ear during a slow dance.

Just saying.

Despite the somewhat loose cannon approach to this blog, I tend to have a conservative outlook, borderline Tea Party view of things. And there was a time in my life where I would maybe not be on the street with a yellow sign, but I would feel it carried a little more truth to it. I mean, you can guess that God hates fags, but there no way to know for sure, and the Almighty is suspiciously quiet about this one. When I was fresh out of high school, I was obnoxiously angry and probably would have loved the spectacle of pissing of as many as I could with the sign.

Not now.

I have kind of gotten back to the tolerance that I was taught in school.

Jesus was big on tolerance.

I go by experience in most things. The two most evil and manipulative people I have ever met were both hetero, one with a professed faith and the other an atheist.

A few of the most innocent people I have ever met were gay. I have met a few total assholes with a limp wrist, but somewhere in the constitution it says that people have the right to be assholes.
Like the people with the yellow signs. Even if I was in lock step with them, I would not be out on that street corner with them.

It’s rude.

And they show up at military funerals and make the claim that the reason that the soldier was killed, is because God is angry about the whole gay thing.


Even Visa won’t hold you responsible for charges you didn’t make. I can only assume the Almighty has a policy on this as well.

But the overdraft fees are a bitch.

Funny, but I’m still going to hell for that one.

Maybe God hates Will now.

Naw, everyone loves me.

In the end, I think the biggest truth is the one that you rarely hear:

God doesn’t hate anyone.
(See also Love)


Posted by on August 22, 2011 in Uncategorized


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4 responses to “Let there be light…

  1. Tyler Rukos

    August 23, 2011 at 10:14 am

    A little birdie told me that this post made a lot of people very angry. Give me a fucking break!! Everyone needs to relax! Aren’t we being a bit sensitive? Seriously, anyone who reads Bittermac’s posts already knows he’s a crazy motherfucker who’s hilarity is mind-blowing! THAT’S why we follow him. So lay off of Will because God does not hate him either! My opinion on this topic should carry a bit of weight because I am not a breeder….that’s right….you could say it…you won’t go to hell….HOMO!…. I am GAY!…. LESBIAN!….Yes! And I LOVE Bittermac!! Let the boy with the little rocks for nipples, voice his opinions just as you voice yours! There are other things in the world to worry about. Bittermac has a tremendous talent for writing entertaining anecdotes that brighten up our days. Just sit back and enjoy! He’s doing this for us. Thank you, Will.

    • bittermac

      August 23, 2011 at 10:31 am

      I love this woman. Thanks. The most annoying part is the fact that they only sent emails. Other than to send back a “Am not”, there is no reason to get creative. If they left comments, we could go to war.

  2. bitterkitty

    August 24, 2011 at 8:13 am

    I’m a fan. of BOTH of you!


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